Posted on September 26, 2008
Super A’s Oracle launches
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“Borgnine never makes eye contact with IT professionals”
Sporting Apostrophes have invested in an exciting new player analysis tool, codenamed “Oracle” by chairman Ernest Borgnine.
“It’s perma-beta, Web 3.0, written entirely in BonusScript and it cost the club loads,” he enthused. “An extremely complex algorithm has been used to calculate transfer values that’s so confusing that neither I nor the fans can understand it. Great news!”
The future is now! Next stop, hover-cars – and this time it’s really going to happen! All Hail Borgnine!