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Posted on September 26, 2008

Super A’s Oracle launches

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Borgnine Computer

“Borgnine never makes eye contact with IT professionals”

Sporting Apostrophes have invested in an exciting new player analysis tool, codenamed “Oracle” by chairman Ernest Borgnine.

“It’s perma-beta, Web 3.0, written entirely in BonusScript and it cost the club loads,” he enthused. “An extremely complex algorithm has been used to calculate transfer values that’s so confusing that neither I nor the fans can understand it. Great news!”

Click here to view the Sporting Apostrophes Oracle.

One Response to “Super A’s Oracle launches”

  1. Midnight Beardsley Says:

    The future is now! Next stop, hover-cars – and this time it’s really going to happen! All Hail Borgnine!