Abbreviated match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs VJJ
“Stickland’s smile hides the inner turmoil caused by the achtuple violations suffered”
Sporting Apostrophes’ promotion campaign took a sizable dent thanks to some spirited play by mid-table opposition VJJ.
“The Apostrophes tried hard to get something out of this fixture, which was always a big ask given the depleted squad,” remarked Ernest Borgnine, his frustration evident by his protruding choad. “It’s a setback to be sure, but we’ll look forward to the next game when we can get back on track. Mark my words, this won’t derail our historic sixth season.”
Match highlights include: a rousing rendition of Born In The USA, courtesy of Hinceman and debutant Kaiser; obligatorygoals from sexball exponent Pacheco; determined sheathtending from Stickland; Word Up from Cameo, thanks to our old friends El Paso.
The Super A’s slip to second in the table, potentially jeopardising their assault on the division II title. A terrible injustice!
Stats
Score: 3-8
Squad: Cameo, Hinceman, Kaiser, Pacheco, Stickland.
Goals: Pacheco (3).