Posted on October 22, 2009
Abbreviated match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs Flat Back Four
Posted under Match reports
“awaiting photo”
Sporting Apostrophes were awarded a default 10-0 victory against no-show opponents Flat Back Four.
“We’ve put the fear of God into our opponents. Either that, or they just can’t be arsed to play football anymore,” opined chairman Ernest Borgnine.
To satisfy the team’s insatiable appetite for onion, the league organisers arranged an exhibition match with division II rivals El Paso, which the Apostrophes proceeded to win at a canter.
With the hinrunde complete, Sporting Apostrophe sit at the top of the division II table, to the delight of their billion-strong fan base. A terrible injustice!
Stats
Score: 10-0
Squad: Correa, Farnsworth, Hinceman, Lissimore, Stickland, Turner, Wessely.
Goals: N/A