Abbreviated Match Report: Sporting Apostrophes vs El Paso
“Bell models his new Apostrophes shirt”
For the first time in almost a year, Sporting Apostrophes conquered old rivals El Paso, making amends for the 18-2 defeat suffered in their previous encounter.
“Make no mistake, they’re a quality side,” announced Ernest Borgnine, having watched the drama unfold from the directors’ box. “We’re fortunate that we had enough stamina to keep up pressure for the full 40 minutes.”
Match highlights include: Bell’s impressive season VI debut; a rare violation from Turner, celebrated with the obligatory badge tonguing; Stickland between the sticks, exerting his authority more and more each game; trademark passion and drive from Wessely; a goal-fest from Farnsworth and Pacheco, intensifying the race for the coveted brown plimsole.
To the delight of fans, Sporting Apostrophes return to the top of division II with just one match remaining of the hinrunde. A terrible injustice!
Stats
Score: 5-3
Squad: Bell, Farnsworth, Pacheco, Stickland, Turner, Wessely.
Goals: Farnsworth (2), Pacheco (2). Turner (1).