Abbrebiated Match Report: Sporting Apostrophes vs Minety
“An irate fan with completely unrealistic expectations shows his anger at defeat”
The Super A’s winning streak was transformed into a hideous, losing smear by opponents Minety.
“The unbeaten run had to come to an end and so it came to pass,” a despondent Ernest Borgnine commented. “We’re still second in the table, so we must keen our heads up and focus on next week’s match against El Paso.”
Match highlights include: a double dose of onion bag violations from Correa and Farnsworth; Hinceman’s halbzeit sojourn; Kimberley being man-marked by the formidable combination of Stephen Hawking and a drawing of Terry Wogan; Stickland and Wessely’s man-of-the-not-very-good-match deserving performances.
Sporting Apostrophes’ promotion tilt is still very much alive, its momentum more potent than a fully erect cagefighter on a Harley-Davidson. A terrible injustice!
Stats
Score: 4-8
Squad: Correa, Farnsworth, Hinceman, Kimberley, Wessely, Stickland.
Goals: Correa (2), Farnsworth (2).