Posted on May 29, 2008
Davies debut due, delirious fans duly delighted
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“Artist’s impression of what Davies could possibly just maybe perhaps look like”
Following weeks of speculation, Davies will make his hotly-anticipated first appearance for the Super A’s next Sunday.
The big question on the lips of every die-hard fan – will he have the courage, manliness and chest size below 50″ required to don the hallowed number 10 bib?
I hear his nipples alone span 50″, which scuppers the bib wearing, if true.
This wouldn’t be the case if we’d gone for the peep-hole bibs, like I wanted to.
The bibs could be adapted, but I fear we won’t have the budget for it unless we make the Champions League next season.
He does have big nipples actually, and an interesting juggling trick involving his left arse cheek… I don’t want to spoil it though; words could never do it justice.
The coach tells me arse cheek skills are forbidden in training and during competitive matches following McInerney’s injury. Somersaults, backflips… anything involving animals or fire… that’s just fine.