Posted by Milan on August 29, 2008
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“Kenyon always shakes with his right hand before reaching for his penis with his left”
Sporting Apostrophes have once again moved to dismiss tabloid rumours of Hinceman’s big-money move to London rivals Chelsea.
“Listen, I’m sick and tired of this rumour-mongering – he’s going nowhere,” chairman Ernest Borgnine reiterated during his daily press conference. “Granted, we’d listen to offers for ‘Static’ [McInerney] and we couldn’t give away Kimberley, but everyone else is untouchable.”
Posted by Milan on August 13, 2008
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The league
“Behold the abundance of pitch girth and non-indoors goodness”
Tabloid rumours suggest that the Super A’s will be transferring to Powerleague City next season, just a 5-minute walk from Powerleague Old Street.
“The pitches are much wider, and, as they have a second tier, the Apostrophes will thrive amongst poor quality teams,” noted one season ticket holder, who appeared unfazed at the prospect of watching the Super A’s at a different arena. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m not suggesting that they’re anything other than heroically uber-boss and brilliant,” he added.
Chairman Ernest Borgnine was unavailable for comment.
Posted by Milan on May 18, 2008
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Off the recordToday’s match finished 7-2 to the Sugary Teas. A terrible injustice! Match report to follow.
