Stats
Score: 2-0
Squad: Farnsworth, Hawkins, Kimberley, Pacheco, Stickland, Wessely.
Goals: Pacheco (2).
“Farnsworth must now be considered amongst the greatest onion bag violators of all time. From left to right: Windass, Muller, Pele, Farnsworth.”
Apostrophes legend Farnsworth chalked up his 100th career goal in Sunday’s match against Swan and Speedos. The “terrorist” from Yorkshire achieved his century in just 48 appearances, making a mockery of Torres’ much lauded 50 goals in 72 matches. “Guarantee” Farnsworth capped his record-breaking performance with a 7-goal haul, a personal best for the in-fom striker.
“We’ll need the extra revenue from promotion if we’re to keep hold of him,” remarked chairman Ernest Borgnine. “The fax machine is ablaze with offers from Real Madrid, Man Utd, A.C. Milan and Rotherham. You name a big, prestigious club and I promise you, they’ve come in with a multi-million proposal.”
Farnsworth made his debut for the world’s favourite club against Matraquilhos FC on 20th July 2008.
Sporting Apostrophes vs Team Wang
3.40pm kick-off, Sunday 17th January 2010 at Powerleague London City.
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Stats
Score: 9-5
Squad: Farnsworth, Hawkins, Pacheco, Kimberley, Stickland.
Goals: Farnsworth (4), Pacheco (4), Stickland (1).
Stats
Score: 11-7
Squad: Farnsworth, Hawkins, Kimberley, Pacheco, Stickland.
Goals: Farnsworth (7), Pacheco (2), Kimberley (1), Stickland (1).
Sporting Apostrophes vs TBC
TBC kick-off, Sunday 10th January 2010 at Powerleague London City.
FOLLOWED BY:
Sporting Apostrophes vs Centrepoint FC
TBC kick-off, Sunday 10th January 2010 at Powerleague London City.
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Stats
Score: 15-6
Squad: Bell, Farnsworth, Hinceman, Pacheco, Stickland, Turner.
Goals: Farnsworth (6), Pacheco (4), Turner (3), Bell (1), Hinceman (1).
Stats
Score: 10-3
Squad: Farnsworth, Hawkins, Pacheco, Stickland, Tobin, Turner, Wessely.
Goals: Farnsworth (4), Pacheco (4), Turner (2).
Sporting Apostrophes vs Centrepoint FC (FRIENDLY MATCH)
1pm kick-off, Sunday 20th December 2009 at Powerleague London City.
FOLLOWED BY:
Sporting Apostrophes vs West End Wanderers
1.40pm kick-off, Sunday 20th December 2009 at Powerleague London City.
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Sporting Apostrophes vs U.B.O.C.
1.40pm kick-off, Sunday 13th December 2009 at Powerleague London City.
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“awaiting photo”
Sporting Apostrophes were awarded a 10-0 victory after their opponents failed to field a team. A hastily arranged friendly resulted in an action-packed match, narrowly lost via a thrilling golden goal for a makeshift Centrepoint FC line-up including “terrorist” Farnsworth.
Match highlights include: a stellar performance for Bell, including an uprecedented four goal haul; an improbable hat-trick for “friendly” Stickland; a rare and mercifully brief outfield appearance for Hawkins; Wessely losing his cool; enemy terrorism from Farnsworth.
Sporting Apostrophes end the season in third, the promotion that is theirs by divine right denied thanks to a terrible second half of the season. A terrible injustice!
Score: 7-8
Squad: Bell, Hawkins, Farnsworth, Stickland, Wessely.
Goals: Bell (4), Stickland (3).
N.B. FRIENDLY GOALS ARE STATISTICALLY INSIGNIFICANT!
1.40pm kick-off, Sunday 6th December 2009 at Powerleague London City.
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