Abbreviated match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs One Flew Into The Keepers Net
“In an effort to increase his onion bag violations, Kimberley simulates ball trajectory and velocity on his advanced Amstrad CPC”
Sporting Apostrophes succumbed to a disappointing defeat against old rivals One Flew Into The Keepers Net in Sunday’s 15-goal thriller.
“Very bad game yesterday, the worst we have played in the Super A’s history,” said Kimberley, emailing via his Amstrad CPC, purchased with his first professional pay packet and still going strong. “We were actually 4-3 up at half time but threw it all away, I don’t think we strung 3 passes together all game.”
Chairman Ernest Borgnine was unavailable for comment, furthering rumours of unrest at the world famous club.
Sporting Apostrophes continue to incur the wrath of Shaw Tyre & Exhaust Co thanks to their mid-table mediocrity. A terrible injustice!
Score: 5-10
Squad: Bonell, Farnsworth, Hinceman, Kimberley, Lissimore, Wessely, White.
Goals: Bonell (1), Farnsworth (1), Kimberley (1), Wessely (1), White (1).
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