Posted on August 13, 2008
The dawn of a new era?
Posted under Off the record, The league
“Behold the abundance of pitch girth and non-indoors goodness”
Tabloid rumours suggest that the Super A’s will be transferring to Powerleague City next season, just a 5-minute walk from Powerleague Old Street.
“The pitches are much wider, and, as they have a second tier, the Apostrophes will thrive amongst poor quality teams,” noted one season ticket holder, who appeared unfazed at the prospect of watching the Super A’s at a different arena. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m not suggesting that they’re anything other than heroically uber-boss and brilliant,” he added.
Chairman Ernest Borgnine was unavailable for comment.
I think I know what the chairman was doing. His appetite for onanism is rampant and unquenchable. What a man!
Im happy – as long as we can sell the old stadium for a healthy profit and build a car park on it.
They call him “Onan the Barbarian” down at the salon.
The chairman did take a look at Craven Cottage, but conceded that the toilets were a health hazard.
Call me slow on the uptake, but did I just hear a dig about Fulham’s beautiful ground? Well, did I???
No, seriously, I don’t know if I did. I don’t know what day it is.
How did you get into my house? You’re not my husband..!
On the plus side, our thick, long-sleeved polyester kits would come in handy in this sort of open-air venue.
On the negative side, I think the chairman might miss the bright and gaudy array of pitch colors.