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Archive for June, 2012

Posted by Milan on June 28, 2012

Broken onions sideline Corbetto

Posted under Injuries

Sporting Apostrophes fans have just received the terrible news that team regular and individual goal-scoring record holder Gary “Bulldozer” Corbett has been ruled out for a possible 15 weeks due to injury.

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Corbett is renowned for his shots both on and off the pitch and also for his robust no-holds barred tackles on even the largest opponent, but it appears that these are starting to take their toll on his 30+ body. Doctors have deemed it possible the hernia that has attached itself to Corbett may be defeated by his own super-defence mechanism but it will more realistically have to be cut from him.

A rueful Corbett told a press conference “I am devastated at this recent news. I have felt pain down below for a while but suspected it might be a simple thing like pregnancy but it turns out that it is more serious. Having tried to shake it off to no avail the only option is surgery which will sadly prevent me from performing for the fans but I am sure I can count on their support through these dark times.”

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Posted by Stickyhands on June 25, 2012

Sporting Apostrophes vs West End Wanderers

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Sporting Apostrophes vs West End Wanderers

Kick-off 2.30pm, Sunday 1st July 2012 at Powerleague Docklands.

Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A’s fixture.

Once availability is confirmed a squad of 7 will be selected. Should there be 8 or more players available, “management” reserve the right to rotate squad members.

Posted by Stickyhands on June 18, 2012

Sporting Apostrophes vs AC Slater

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Sporting Apostrophes vs AC Slater

Kick-off 2.30pm, Sunday 24th June 2012 at Powerleague Docklands.

Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A’s fixture.

Once availability is confirmed a squad of 7 will be selected. Should there be 8 or more players available, “management” reserve the right to rotate squad members.

Posted by Stickyhands on June 11, 2012

Sporting Apostrophes vs Liquid Football

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Sporting Apostrophes vs Liquid Football

Kick-off 4pm, Sunday 17th June 2012 at Powerleague Docklands.

Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A’s fixture.

Once availability is confirmed a squad of 7 will be selected. Should there be 8 or more players available, “management” reserve the right to rotate squad members.

Posted by Stickyhands on June 1, 2012

Sporting Apostrophes Double Header

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*** DOUBLE HEADER AS THERE IS NO MATCH ON JUBILEE SUNDAY ***

Sporting Apostrophes vs Sons Of A Pitch

2.30pm kick-off, Sunday 10th June 2012 at Powerleague Docklands.

Followed by:

Sporting Apostrophes vs Real Masson

3.15pm kick-off, Sunday 10th June 2012 at Powerleague Docklands.

Please leave a comment indicating your availability for these unmissable Super A’s fixtures.

Once availability is confirmed a squad of 8 will be selected.