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Archive for January, 2010

Posted by Milan on January 25, 2010

Sporting Apostrophes vs U.B.O.C.

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2.20pm kick-off, Sunday 31st January 2009 at Powerleague London City.

Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A’s fixture.

Once availability is confirmed a squad of 7 will be selected. Should there be 8 or more players available, “management” reserve the right to rotate squad members.

Posted by Milan on January 25, 2010

Match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs Static Data

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Stats

Score: 2-4
Squad: Bell, Pacheco, Poncet, Stickland, Tinsley, Turner.
Goals: Poncet (1), Tinsley (1).

Posted by Milan on January 18, 2010

Sporting Apostrophes vs Deutschland All-Stars

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Sporting Apostrophes vs Deutschland All-Stars (opponent name TBC!)

TBC kick-off, Sunday 9th May 2010 at TBC venue, Berlin, Germany.

We’ll be watching Hertha Berlin vs Bayern Munich on the Saturday at 3.30pm.

Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A’s fixture.

We’re taking a squad of 8. The match may be 5-a-side, maybe 7-a-side. More news when we have it.

Posted by Milan on January 18, 2010

Sporting Apostrophes vs TBC (Exhibition Match)

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Sporting Apostrophes vs TBC (Exhibition Match)

2.20pm kick-off, Sunday 24th January 2010 at Powerleague London City.

Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A’s fixture.

Once availability is confirmed a squad of 7 will be selected. Should there be 8 or more players available, “management” reserve the right to rotate squad members.

Posted by Milan on January 18, 2010

Match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs Team Wang

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Stats

Score: 2-0
Squad: Farnsworth, Hawkins, Kimberley, Pacheco, Stickland, Wessely.
Goals: Pacheco (2).

Posted by Milan on January 11, 2010

Farnsworth the centurion

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“Farnsworth must now be considered amongst the greatest onion bag violators of all time. From left to right: Windass, Muller, Pele, Farnsworth.”

Apostrophes legend Farnsworth chalked up his 100th career goal in Sunday’s match against Swan and Speedos. The “terrorist” from Yorkshire achieved his century in just 48 appearances, making a mockery of Torres’ much lauded 50 goals in 72 matches. “Guarantee” Farnsworth capped his record-breaking performance with a 7-goal haul, a personal best for the in-fom striker.

“We’ll need the extra revenue from promotion if we’re to keep hold of him,” remarked chairman Ernest Borgnine. “The fax machine is ablaze with offers from Real Madrid, Man Utd, A.C. Milan and Rotherham. You name a big, prestigious club and I promise you, they’ve come in with a multi-million proposal.”

Farnsworth made his debut for the world’s favourite club against Matraquilhos FC on 20th July 2008.

Posted by Milan on January 11, 2010

Sporting Apostrophes vs Team Wang

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Sporting Apostrophes vs Team Wang

3.40pm kick-off, Sunday 17th January 2010 at Powerleague London City.

Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A’s fixture.

Once availability is confirmed a squad of 7 will be selected. Should there be 8 or more players available, “management” reserve the right to rotate squad members.

Posted by Milan on January 11, 2010

Match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs Centrepoint FC

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Stats

Score: 9-5
Squad: Farnsworth, Hawkins, Pacheco, Kimberley, Stickland.
Goals: Farnsworth (4), Pacheco (4), Stickland (1).

Posted by Milan on January 11, 2010

Match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs Swan and Speedos

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Stats

Score: 11-7
Squad: Farnsworth, Hawkins, Kimberley, Pacheco, Stickland.
Goals: Farnsworth (7), Pacheco (2), Kimberley (1), Stickland (1).

Posted by Milan on January 4, 2010

Sporting Apostrophes – DOUBLE HEADER

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Sporting Apostrophes vs TBC

TBC kick-off, Sunday 10th January 2010 at Powerleague London City.

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Sporting Apostrophes vs Centrepoint FC

TBC kick-off, Sunday 10th January 2010 at Powerleague London City.

Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A’s fixture.

Once availability is confirmed a squad of 7 will be selected. Should there be 8 or more players available, “management” reserve the right to rotate squad members.