Abbreviated match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs Minety
“awaiting photo”
The famous yellows racked up their third draw of the season in what proved to be a chaotic fixture against Minety.
“This match should have been abandoned as they didn’t have enough players to field a team,” protested Ernest Borgnine, unable to contain his anger or his urine. “They fielded a guest star from a team within their division, Team Wang in this instance, which is strictly prohibited under Powerleague rules. I tell you, it’s an outrage, a proper, full-on orangutan outrage, and it makes a mockery of this division.”
A lacklustre performance by the Apostrophes boasted few highlights, but Farnsworth deserves praise, having achieved his third hat-trick of the season. Violations by the increasingly ravenous Turner and the ever-reliable Pacheco added to the home-baked quiche.
Sporting Apostrophes’ terrible run of form leaves their promotion campaign in tatters, their only hope being a catastrophic failure on the part of El Paso. A terrible injustice!
Stats
Score: 5-5
Squad: Correa, Farnsworth, Hinceman, Hawkins, Pacheco, Turner, Wessely.
Goals: Farnsworth (3), Pacheco (1), Turner (1).