Posted on September 15, 2009
Sporting Apostrophes kit launch announced
Posted under Announcements
“A bagged up 15 shirt – a replica Stickland, one of tens of thousands ready for shipping”
The brand new Sporting Apostrophes kit is finally ready for shipping, after months of hard work in the club’s forced labour facility.
“The kids in the sweatshop are the best that money can buy,” chairman Ernest Borgnine told the gathered throng. “Bless, it’s so sweet to see the tears in their eyes as they sew stitch after stitch on their 60-hour shifts. Tears of enthusiasm, as they love this club so much.”
The Super A’s will be officially launching their new strip next Sunday prior to the match against Green Park. To celebrate the occasion, the following entertainment will be provided by Powerleague:
- Meat and onion buffet*
- Clowns fighting each other, to the death*
- Pin the tail on the referee*
- Live music from Aswad*
- Autograph signing session with Sporting Apostrophes players.
N.B. Asterisk denotes fictional entertainment.
Bring back the red bibs!