Excitement at the club shop!
“Hot of the presses, the incredible Sporting Apostrophes stickers”
Sporting Apostrophes’ state-of-the-art sweatshop facility, based in a secret third-world location, is busy ramping up production of the club’s exciting range of official merchandise.
“Surveys have proven beyond reasonable doubt that Sporting Apostrophes are the world’s greatest, most supported club, with over 3 billion fans worldwide,” enthused chairman Ernest Borgnine at the official sticker launch party. “The desire to create a titillating selection of collectables is as natural as beastiality.”
To receive a FREE sticker, email a photo of yourself and/or your colleagues* beside your monitor with the Sporting Apostrophes website visible to sponsor@sportingapostrophes.com, including your name and address, and you too can feel the unique Sporting Apostrophes adhesive press against your naked flesh.
* Silly photos, particularly if they’re in a corporate environment, may be rewarded with multiple stickers!