Abbreviated Match Report: Sporting Apostrophes vs VJJ
“Stickland has the best of both balls”
A quintet of footballing genii delivered a hard-earned victory for the Super A’s in Sunday’s action-packed, 15-goal thriller.
“A well-deserved win against an unsporting, uncivilised mob,” exclaimed chairman Ernest Borgnine, feasting on onion canapés at the post-match buffet. “They’re bottom of the table, and deservedly so. How dare they refuse to shake paws with my players after the game? How very dare they? Mark my words, we’ll beat them when next we meet, by a more handsome margin too I’ll wager.”
Match highlights include: quadruple violation goodness from the mysterious Cameo; a Correa hat-trick, making him this season’s top scorer on 10 goals; top-drawer sheath pouncing from between-the-sticks Stickland; energetic tolling from Bell; pulsating, dark chocolate determination from Kimberley.
Sporting Apostrophes’ haul of 10 points from 10 leaves them languishing mid-table in division II. A terrible injustice!
Score: 8-7
Squad: Bell, Cameo, Correa, Kimberley, Stickland.
Goals: Cameo (4), Correa (3), Bell (1).
Good work lads!
The strategy of scoring more than the other team is finally paying off 🙂