Abbreviated match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs Team Wang
“Farnsworth completes his astonishing halfdozerlation (A.K.A. double hat trick) in style”
Sunday’s thrilling match against Team Wang ended in a resounding victory for the Super A’s.
“A fantastic win – the perfect way to celebrate our new sponsorship deal!” chairman Ernest Borgnine enthused, despite ongoing rumours that Sadlier-Ward have entered administration. “Farnsworth’s incredible, record-breaking 6-goal haul was the Smarties, hundreds and thousands, egg, bacon, fillet steak, whipped cream and icing on the surprisingly savoury cake.”
Sporting Apostrophes’ latest emphatic victory leaves them entrenched in fourth spot, denying them the promotion spot that is theirs by divine right. A terrible injustice!
Score: 9-3
Squad: Farnsworth, Hinceman, Kimberley, Lissimore, McInerney, Turner, Wessely.
Goals: Farnsworth (6), McInerney (1) + own goals (2).
It should be borne in mind that the rumours about our sponsors are being put about by Companies House and HMRC. Personally, I’m inclined to believe them.
I’ve just realized that I didn’t vote Terrorist in MotM. Consider this the inevitable public apology that simply must follow such simple-mindedness.
Imperious stuff with only Shinyboots of The Foe refusing to acknowledge this truth. hahahahaha – Shinyboots was such a cock!
Actually, a double hat-trick is 4 goals, what we have here is the unusual case of a quadruple hat-trick! Or half a dozen. “6 of one, half a dozen of the other” as Andy Gray might say…