Abbreviated match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs U.B.O.C.
“Hinceman, McInerney and Hawkins fly the flag for Shaw Tyres in Berlin’s famous Olympic Stadium”
For the first time in their 28-game history, Sporting Apostrophes shared the points in Sunday’s ugly encounter with U.B.O.C.
“They played a dirty, aggressive game to combat our fluid, passing sexball,” raged chairman Ernest Borgnine at the post match press conference. “Mark my words with permanent pen and laminate them with the semen of a Somali pirate, we’ll beat these infidels when next we meet.”
Special plaudits must go out to O’Hara and Rock, whose Super A’s debuts impressed fans and pundits alike.
Sporting Apostrophes’ long suffering fictional sponsor Shaw Tyres refused to comment, furthering rumours of significant changes during the forthcoming transfer window. A terrible injustice!
Score: 4-4
Squad: Bonell, O’Hara, Kimberley, Lissimore, Rock, Wessely.
Goals: Bonell (1), Kimberley (2), Rock (1).
Hey, I believe I scored one of those goals!
I got the goalscorer list from Malc, but he wasn’t 100%. Did you definitely score one?
One of the goals was indeed scored by said team mate. I was there guvnor an I seen it, honest!
Yep, I only managed to hit the post in this epic battle!!
Stats updated, thanks for the tip-off. It’s so important we get it right, as we don’t want statisticians and fans arguing about this in 100 years times.
Is there anyone who wants to play 5-a-side tomorrow? 7pm out by Wimbledon…
Photo-tash in fine form, Herr Sheathster…