Posted on November 19, 2008
State-of-the-art technology aids Super A’s tactics
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“Borgnine and Turner study the Apostrophes form book”
Sporting Apostophes’ Projectile Emulation Niche Instruction Simulator (P.E.N.I.S.) application, codenamed “Oracle”, has been upgraded to display per-season statistics on the world’s favourite team.
“It’s a real eye-opener” enthused chairman Ernest Borgnine. “It’s clear to see how effective Farnsworth and Wessely have been so far this season. McInerney is confirmed as last season’s Top Onion Bag Penetrator, with Farnsworth a mere goal behind, whilst Kimberley was our best striker before that.”