Posted on October 3, 2008
The folly of youth
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“Jubilant YOH FC players gloat with their championship medals, as Borgnine and Farnsworth concoct an evil plan for their destruction”
Sporting Apostrophes expect yet another sell-out crowd for their final game of the season against newly-crowned champions YOH FC.
“Of course, everyone knows that we’re the best team in the league, if not the world, but I must extend my warmest congratulatory penis in their general direction,” said chairman Ernest Borgnine at a pre-match photo call. “I’d sex all of them if it was legal.”