Posted on September 18, 2008
Borgnine the magpie
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“Borgnine covets the European Cup, brim-full of Pele seed from a single, Biblical ejaculate from the Ballfather, hallowed be thy Plimsoles”
Sporting Apostrophes’ beloved chairman Ernest Borgnine reiterated his desire for silverware following confirmation of the team’s transfer to the Liverpool Street Powerleague next season.
“With the wealth of talent in this squad we should be challenging on all fronts,” he declared. “The team has everything: pace, skill, desire, passion, looks, magic, beef, and, crucially, the support of the late Christopher Reeve. With the rub of the green and perhaps a few bereavements elsewhere in the division, I truly believe that we can dominate this league for decades to come.”