Posted on August 13, 2008
Hinceman declared fit for crucial fixture
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“Hinceman on international duty for Soccerball Team USA”
“I can’t wait to get my teeth into YOH FC on Sunday,” Hinceman announced to the throng of paparazzi outside the Apostrophes training theme park. “OK, so they’re unbeaten, and the bookies have us at odds of 250-1, but that’s just statistics and gay witchcraft.”
Nobody at the club could confirm the exact meaning of the term “gay witchcraft” at the time of going to press.
Looking forward to playing with the new signing – however, his lack of a neck worries me somewhat.