Posted on August 19, 2008
Bocchi’s season over
Posted under Injuries
“Onanism and bestiality: the unforgiving road to recovery offers no dignity”
Sporting Apostrophes’ list of casualties continues to grow following news that Italian defender Bocchi’s knee surgery will keep him on the sidelines until 2009 at the earliest.
“He’s a Tottenham fan, what did you expect?” sighed chairman Ernest Borgnine upon hearing the news. “I’m going to have to go to Shaw Tyre & Exhaust Co, cap in one hand, balls in the other.”