Abbreviated match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs Oceans 11
Sunday’s action-packed fixture against Oceans 11 ended in a comparatively respectable 7-1 reverse.
“They punished us 14-1 last time” commented chairman Ernest Borgnine at the post-match press conference. “This is a smaller punishment that hurts less – like when the doctor opts to explore with his little finger in preference to his middle finger, thumb or indeed forearm, as we have experienced on too many occasions.”
The Super A’s consolation was scored by Hinceman, his first for the world famous, most excellent club whose real-life, genuine fans are legion.
Sporting Apostrophes’ hopes of winning the league this season have have suffered a huge setback following this unfortunate defeat. A terrible injustice!
Score: 1-7
Squad: Bonell, Hinceman, McInerney, Stickland, Turner.
Goals: Hinceman (1).