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Posted on July 6, 2008

Sporting Apostrophes Promoted!

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Sporting Apostrophes Promoted

“Millions of genuine, real life fans are elated”

Confused players and fans wept with misplaced joy today upon hearing of the Super A’s promotion to Division I.

“We can’t wait to get stuck in!” cried chairman Ernest Borgnine. “It’s a tantalising prospect, facing Rigford Sea-Hawks, Unsung Heroes and a whole host of infinitely superior teams.”

3 Responses to “Sporting Apostrophes Promoted!”

  1. Midnight Beardsley Says:

    Way to scotch over my fantabulous strike in the nail-biting 14-1 reverse today. Static, my arse.

  2. Furious D Says:

    Well, I heard that’s where you pulled it out of – a right cheeky goal it was too.

  3. Midnight Beardsley Says:

    Don’t think that pun will go unpunished.