Posted on June 12, 2008
Squad news
Posted under Injuries, Team news
“No! THIS is how you tackle, young man!”
Probable line-up for Sunday’s game (one additional player TBC):
Bocchi
Diepeveen (TBC)
Kimberley
Mysterious “Moose”
Stickland
Turner
Fans’ favourites – an update
The club has been inundated with phone calls and threats from supporters, demanding to know the whereabouts of some of their favourite players:
- Bonell – on a scouting mission in Ireland, following the chairman’s £30 cash injection to fund new signings.
- Davies – last week’s four-goal hero is resting.
- Hawkins – in Berlin, coaching deprived children to Advanced Fouling and Punishment NVQ Level III standard.
- McInerney – arse still ravaged by buminjuries, but the physio says he’s a cert for Sunday 22nd if he lays off the roll-ups.
Right, that’s cleared up that then.