Sporting Apostrophes

The Sporting Apostrophes official club badge was unveiled today at a packed press conference in east London.

Any die-hard Apostrophes fan will immediately recognise the significance of the various components of the badge; to help the ignorant:

• The badge boasts an officially licensed likeness of Pele, smiling broadly after yet another devastating Super A’s performance.
• The two golden footballs represent Pele’s generous, loving plums (refer to the history section of this website for more information).
• The motto “A ATROX INIQUITAS” – “A terrible injustice” in Latin.
• The badge features three gold stars, the meaning of which is a terrible, terrible secret.

Officially licensed merchandise will be available from all good sports retailers shortly.