Sporting Apostrophes

Pele's love-children finally unite!

Posted by Milan on May 16, 2008


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Renowned womaniser Pele impregnated a select number of his conquests with his special “soccer seed”, a particularly potent semen developed during the second world war. The result? An unbeatable team of football legends, all blessed with ungodly skills, Herculean strength, Steve Cram fitness and a surprisingly pale complexion given their parentage.

A curious mix of contractual, superstitious and economic reasons have prevented their beloved father from making contact with the fruit of his voluminous loins, but the team remain forever hopeful that daddy will some day turn up on the touchline after yet another inevitable victory.