Sporting Apostrophes

The new strip. It’s bound to bring victories, even if many of the squad do have a reduced set of limbs.

“The team strike a pose. Back row, left to right: Farnsworth, McInerney, Turner, Lissimore, Hinceman. Front row, left to right: Bonell, Wessely, Kimberley, Hawkins.”

Sporting Apostrophes’ refurbished “Gymansium” [sic] opened this morning with an open training session for journalists and a handful of disabled, terminally ill, albino, ethnic minority orphans.

“This facility pushes the boundaries of fitness AND sexuality!” chairman Ernest Borgnine enthused at the official unveiling. “State-of-the-art exercise machines combined with industry-leading statistics – one wonders whether we’ll ever lose again?!”

Following a special request from Lissimore, the new complex has been declared a yeast, wheat, sugar, tar and glue-free zone.

An exciting photo story from the injured Bonell.

“The heroes admire the famous red bibs”

“Bocchi deploys his most fearsome weapon, the bald spot turn”

“Davies left without support for the umpteenth time”

“Kimberley unleashes some Birmingham flair”

“Stickland thrives on instinct, not tactics”