Sporting Apostrophes

Pele's love-children finally unite!

Archive for the ‘Alcohol’ Category

Posted by Stickyhands on November 28, 2011

Sporting Apostrophes Xmas Social

Posted under Alcohol, Announcements

Sporting Apostrophes Logo

Sporting Apostrophes Xmas Social

Kick-off 3pm, Saturday 10th December 2011, Water Poet.

Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A’s social engagement.

Posted by Milan on November 18, 2008

Down and out

Posted under Alcohol, Off the record

Mcinerney Misbehaves

“McInerney is persona non grata at his local J.D. Wetherspoon”

Want-away grandad “static” McInerney’s troubled third season with Sporting Apostrophes shows little sign of improvement, following the publication of photos showing the aftermath of his weekend of debauchery.

“He was top-scorer last season, but last season is last season, not this season, which is the season that’s currently of most interest to me,” opined one season ticket holder outside the club superstore. “Christ, even Kimberley has scored more goals!”

Posted by Milan on June 2, 2008

Apostrophes on the rampage?

Posted under Alcohol, Injuries, Team news

Tabloid rumours of ill-discipline with the ranks of the Super A’s were given further credence following McInerney’s “night on the tiles” following the 4-2 reverse against table-toppers Rigford Sea-Hawks. The coach’s tofu and Ribena diet was abandoned in favour of roll-ups and Guinness in what witnesses describe as a shocking display of wanton excess and depravity.

Mcinerney Paparazzi Scandal

McInerney, captured on film, exercising a covert, pre-midnight Beardsley.