Sporting Apostrophes

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Posted on March 16, 2010

Abbreviated match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs Static Data

Posted under Match reports

Due to injuries, witchcraft, adverse weather conditions and the ugly aftermath of the coke-and-hooker-fuelled Champions’ party, Sporting Apostrophes were forced to forfeit their fixture against Static Data. Fans were treated to an exhibition match, with the super yellows’ squad bolstered by members of West End Wanderers. A terrible injustice!

Stats

Score: 0-10
Squad: Hawkins, Kimberley, Tinsley, Turner.
Goals: N/A.

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