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Posted on February 23, 2009

Travelling Without Moving

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Book Mcinerney

McInerney and Jamiroquai present the definitive guide to standing still, goal scoring and jazz funk. Topics include:

  • Choosing a good place to stand (includes interactive pull-out map).
  • Walking, jogging and running – a trio of crimes worse than rape.
  • Achieving a Zen state without neglecting the onion.
  • Minimising effort – techniques, how it will prolong your career indefinitely.
  • Defending – myths, rumours and why it is pointless.
  • Jaco Pastorious discography.
  • How to masturbate whilst playing bass guitar.

Priced at just €29,99, the book is an extraordinary bargain that’s not to be missed.

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