Loading ...Abbreviated match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs YOH FC
“Genuine, real life fans make their feelings abundantly clear on the Super A’s results this season”
Sunday’s match against newly crowned league champions YOH FC ended in an unfortunate 15-1 reverse for the world’s most handsome football team.
“Bottom of the table - again!” cried chairman Ernest Borgnine at the end-of-season rollerdisco. “I have a meeting with Shaw Tyre & Exhaust Co. later this week to explain what went wrong this season; apart from blaming Kimberley’s woeful performances, I just don’t know what to tell them.”
Sporting Apostrophes’ solitary onion bag violation came courtesy of Wessely, his first for the world famous yellows.
Sporting Apostrophes end the season at the foot of Division I. A terrible injustice!
Score: 1-15
Squad: Bonell, Farnsworth, Hinceman, Kimberley, McInerney, Turner, Wessely.
Goals: Wessely (1).
October 6th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I am in such pain. It’s a close call as to what hurts most: back, lungs or pride.
October 6th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I’ve seen teams suck before, but we were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked
October 7th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Bring on Liverpool St!!
October 7th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I can barely move… I feel like I imagine it could be to be McInerney’s age and still play football.