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Posted on September 10, 2008

Taking the strain

Posted under Injuries, Team news

Injury Ward
“Turner dry wretches at the sight of Stickland’s groin injury as McInerney, in a state of arousal, unleashes the camcorder”

Stickland’s programme of advanced stretching has landed him on the Sporting Apostrophes injury list for the second time this season.

“Typical! After such a good performance on Sunday he’s now sidelined for several weeks thanks to his stupid manstretches,” moaned chairman Ernest Borgnine. “Who the hell does he think he is, Rudolf Nureyev?”

One Response to “Taking the strain”

  1. Midnight Beardsley Says:

    …and that footage will be on You Porn within the hour….