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Posted on September 10, 2008

In a rich man’s world

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Borgnine Kimberley Win Bonus
“Chairman Ernest Borgnine hands Kimberley his goalcashbonustopmoney following his brace on Sunday”

Confirmed line-up for Sunday’s clash with Unsung Heroes:


Fans’ forums were ablaze with rumours after the club announced that two additional players will be making their league debuts on Sunday. Their surnames remain unconfirmed at time of going to press, but bookies are taking bets on a host of thoroughbred talent.

One Response to “In a rich man’s world”

  1. Midnight Beardsley Says:

    That’s my shirt he’s wearing. No, no I don’t want it back. Not now.