Sporting Apostrophes

Pele's love-children finally unite!

Posted on August 13, 2008

The dawn of a new era?

Posted under Off the record, The league

Powerleague City
“Behold the abundance of pitch girth and non-indoors goodness”

Tabloid rumours suggest that the Super A’s will be transferring to Powerleague City next season, just a 5-minute walk from Powerleague Old Street.

“The pitches are much wider, and, as they have a second tier, the Apostrophes will thrive amongst poor quality teams,” noted one season ticket holder, who appeared unfazed at the prospect of watching the Super A’s at a different arena. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m not suggesting that they’re anything other than heroically uber-boss and brilliant,” he added.

Chairman Ernest Borgnine was unavailable for comment.

6 Responses to “The dawn of a new era?”

  1. Midnight Beardsley Says:

    I think I know what the chairman was doing. His appetite for onanism is rampant and unquenchable. What a man!

  2. Im happy – as long as we can sell the old stadium for a healthy profit and build a car park on it.

  3. They call him “Onan the Barbarian” down at the salon.

  4. The chairman did take a look at Craven Cottage, but conceded that the toilets were a health hazard.

  5. Midnight Beardsley Says:

    Call me slow on the uptake, but did I just hear a dig about Fulham’s beautiful ground? Well, did I???
    No, seriously, I don’t know if I did. I don’t know what day it is.
    How did you get into my house? You’re not my husband..!

  6. Brian McBride Says:

    On the plus side, our thick, long-sleeved polyester kits would come in handy in this sort of open-air venue.

    On the negative side, I think the chairman might miss the bright and gaudy array of pitch colors.