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Posted on August 29, 2008

Breaking news: Turner declared fit

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Turner World Cup
“Turner is rightly proud of his custom-made, world cup shaped turtle-head prevention plug (patent pending)”

Emotional fans were turtle-heading with sexglee this afternoon upon hearing that Turner is fit and available for Sunday’s match against Rigford Sea-Hawks. The part-time sheath exponent, full-time midfield maestro will be joining a galaxy of stars for what promises to be a record-breaking turnout for the Super A’s.

One Response to “Breaking news: Turner declared fit”

  1. We’ll actually have subs this week! Could a victory be on the cards?

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