Sporting Apostrophes

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Posted on August 19, 2008

Bocchi’s season over

Posted under Injuries

Bocchi Knee-1
“Onanism and bestiality: the unforgiving road to recovery offers no dignity”

Sporting Apostrophes’ list of casualties continues to grow following news that Italian defender Bocchi’s knee surgery will keep him on the sidelines until 2009 at the earliest.

“He’s a Tottenham fan, what did you expect?” sighed chairman Ernest Borgnine upon hearing the news. “I’m going to have to go to Shaw Tyre & Exhaust Co, cap in one hand, balls in the other.”

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