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Posted on June 20, 2008

Kit man reappointed after laundry scandal

Posted under Announcements, Fashion


“The club boasts state-of-the-art offshore laundry facilities”

The Super A’s have reappointed Hawkins as Head of Laundry following a catalogue of errors by stand-in Stickland.

“He didn’t even wash the sacred bibs! As any fan will tell you, a match-worn Sporting Apostrophes bib goes for £1000s on eBay, so I can’t help but question his motives.”

Fans and players are strongly encouraged to vote for the colour of the new kit, scheduled to debut next season, at the official Super A’s website.

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