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Posted on June 30, 2008

It’s a kitastrophe!

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Tim Stickland

“Police will leave no crevice uninvestigated in the search for the holybib”

One of the famous Super A’s red bibs is missing following Sunday’s fixtures.

“I was getting the bibs ready for ‘er indoors to wash,” sobbed kitman and hand sheath enthusiast Hawkins. “There should have been ten… ten…” he continued, releasing a full-on mankatebushwail from the bottom of his bumcaverns.

Players, fans and groupies are encouraged to check their laundry baskets for this piece of sporting history. In the meantime, police will continue their investigations.

One Response to “It’s a kitastrophe!”

  1. Floating Puffer Says:

    Don’t panic I have the number 3 bib at home.

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