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	<description>Pele's love-children finally unite!</description>
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		<title>State-of-the-art technology aids Super A&#8217;s tactics</title>
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&#8220;Borgnine and Turner study the Apostrophes form book&#8221;

Sporting Apostophes&#8217; Projectile Emulation Niche Instruction Simulator (P.E.N.I.S.) application, codenamed &#8220;Oracle&#8221;, has been upgraded to display per-season statistics on the world&#8217;s favourite team.
&#8220;It&#8217;s a real eye-opener&#8221; enthused chairman Ernest Borgnine. &#8220;It&#8217;s clear to see how effective Farnsworth and Wessely have been so far this season. McInerney is confirmed [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/11/state-of-the-art-technology-aids-super-as-tactics/</link>
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		<title>Down and out</title>
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&#8220;McInerney is persona non grata at his local J.D. Wetherspoon&#8221;
Want-away grandad &#8220;static&#8221; McInerney&#8217;s troubled third season with Sporting Apostrophes shows little sign of improvement, following the publication of photos showing the aftermath of his weekend of debauchery.
&#8220;He was top-scorer last season, but last season is last season, not this season, which is the season that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/11/down-and-out/</link>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes vs It&#8217;s Back</title>
		<description><![CDATA[3.40pm kick-off, Sunday 23rd November 2008 at Powerleague London City.
Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A&#8217;s fixture.
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		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/11/sporting-apostrophes-vs-its-back/</link>
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		<title>Match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs El Paso</title>
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&#8220;The team congratulate Farnsworth on his quintuple violation&#8221;

Yesterday&#8217;s &#8220;Super Sunday&#8221; fixture against table-toppers El Paso resulted in a magnificent 8-1 victory for the Apostrophes.
“We didn&#8217;t just beat them, we thrashed them!” wept chairman Ernest Borgnine, unable to contain his enthusiasm despite being naked from the waist down. &#8220;We took them to school, gave them detention [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/11/match-report-sporting-apostrophes-vs-el-paso/</link>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes vs El Paso</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1.40pm kick-off, Sunday 16th November 2008 at Powerleague London City.
Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A&#8217;s fixture.
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		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/11/sporting-apostrophes-vs-el-paso/</link>
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		<title>Abbreviated match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs One Flew Into The Keepers Net</title>
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&#8220;In an effort to increase his onion bag violations, Kimberley simulates ball trajectory and velocity on his advanced Amstrad CPC&#8221;

Sporting Apostrophes&#8217; succumbed to a disappointing defeat against old rivals One Flew Into The Keepers Net in Sunday&#8217;s 15-goal thriller.
&#8220;Very bad game yesterday, the worst we have played in the Super A&#8217;s history,&#8221; said Kimberley, emailing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/11/abbreviated-match-report-sporting-apostrophes-vs-one-flew-into-the-keepers-net/</link>
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		<title>Back to goal, back to work</title>
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&#8220;With their sponsorship deal with Shaw Tyre &#38; Exhaust Co. in ruins, the team practice their trademark &#8216;back to goal, don&#8217;t defend&#8217; manoeuvre in unbranded sweatshirts. From left to right: Lissimore, Wessely, Bonell, White, Kimberley, Hinceman, Farnsworth&#8221;
Rock biscuit Bonell is scheduled to return, his on-off tattoo injury still a source of mischief. The Swede will [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/11/back-to-goal-back-to-work/</link>
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		<title>Match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs Team Wang</title>
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&#8220;Hinceman and Bonell on the wheelchair road to recovery&#8221;

Sporting Apostrophes took all three points in Sunday&#8217;s 13-goal thriller against Team Wang.
“Six points out of a possible nine! I&#8217;m beside myself with joy” cried chairman Ernest Borgnine at his post-match colostomy bag refresh. &#8220;OK, so we nearly threw it away - at times it looked as [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/11/match-report-sporting-apostrophes-vs-team-wang/</link>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes vs One Flew Into The Keepers Net</title>
		<description><![CDATA[3pm kick-off, Sunday 9th November 2008 at Powerleague London City.
Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A&#8217;s fixture.
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		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/11/sporting-apostrophes-vs-one-flew-into-the-keepers-net-2/</link>
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		<title>Match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs Real So So Bad</title>
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&#8220;Turner and Wessely&#8217;s goals couldn&#8217;t stop the injustice of defeat&#8221;

Yesterday&#8217;s goal-fest against Real So So Bad ended in an unfortunate 13-6 reverse for the world&#8217;s most handsome football team.
&#8220;After last week&#8217;s victory the boys have become complacent,&#8221; bemoaned chairman Ernest Borgnine at the post match press conference. &#8221; Our defence was shocking in the second [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/10/match-report-sporting-apostrophes-vs-real-so-so-bad/</link>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes vs Team Wang</title>
		<description><![CDATA[3.40pm kick-off, Sunday 2nd November 2008 at Powerleague London City.
Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A&#8217;s fixture.
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		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/10/sporting-apostrophes-vs-team-wang/</link>
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		<title>Mid-table maestros</title>
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&#8220;Following last week&#8217;s victory the team&#8217;s rigorous training schedule has stepped up a gear. From left to right: Lissimore, Wessely, McInerney, Turner, Hawkins&#8221;
Sporting Apostrophes line-up for Sunday&#8217;s fixture against Real So So Bad:
Hawkins
Lissimore
McInerney
Turner
Wessely
Fans&#8217; favourites Farnsworth (alcohol) and Hinceman (ankle) are subject to a late fitness test.
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		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/10/mid-table-maestros/</link>
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		<title>Abbreviated match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs Dynamo Kebab</title>
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&#8220;Wessely winces as the ball approaches his naked, sheathless manfingers&#8221;

To the astonishment of the capacity crowd, Sporting Apostrophes&#8217; debut season at Powerleague London City began with a magnificent 7-6 victory against Dynamo Kebab.
&#8220;Now they&#8217;re liberated from the confines of the Old Street sweatbox the boys have space to really turn on the style&#8221; enthused chairman [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/10/abbreviated-match-report-sporting-apostrophes-vs-dynamo-kebab/</link>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes vs Real So So Bad</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last week&#8217;s match was supposed to be against Real So So Bad, but it appears that we actually played Dynamo Kebab. So, Real So So Bad face the mighty Apostrophes on their incredible unbeaten run of one match!
3pm kick-off, Sunday 26th October 2008 at Powerleague London City.
Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/10/sporting-apostrophes-vs-real-so-so-bad/</link>
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		<title>Hand Sheath Wizardry</title>
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Hand sheath magician Hawkins&#8217; first book on the artistry and science of onion bag defending is due to hit bookshelves worldwide from Monday 20th October. Topics include:

Sheath selection, maintenance and pull-out sizing chart.
Polyester - &#8220;it&#8217;s just better&#8221;.
Diving left or right - how to get it right 100% of the time, every time.
Coveting balls - fantasy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/10/hand-sheath-wizardry/</link>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes vs Dynamo Kebab</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1pm kick-off, Sunday 19th October 2008 at Powerleague London City.
Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A&#8217;s fixture.
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		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/10/sporting-apostrophes-vs-dynamo-kebab/</link>
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		<title>Abbreviated match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs YOH FC</title>
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&#8220;Genuine, real life fans make their feelings abundantly clear on the Super A&#8217;s results this season&#8221;

Sunday&#8217;s match against newly crowned league champions YOH FC ended in an unfortunate 15-1 reverse for the world&#8217;s most handsome football team.
&#8220;Bottom of the table - again!&#8221; cried chairman Ernest Borgnine at the end-of-season rollerdisco. &#8220;I have a meeting with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/10/abbreviated-match-report-sporting-apostrophes-vs-yoh-fc/</link>
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		<title>The folly of youth</title>
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&#8220;Jubilant YOH FC players gloat with their championship medals, as Borgnine and Farnsworth concoct an evil plan for their destruction&#8221;
Sporting Apostrophes expect yet another sell-out crowd for their final game of the season against newly-crowned champions YOH FC.
&#8220;Of course, everyone knows that we&#8217;re the best team in the league, if not the world, but I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/10/the-folly-of-youth/</link>
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		<title>Eau de victoire</title>
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&#8220;Evolution or intelligent design? Mankind cannot fathom how such athletes are created. From left to right: Hinceman, McInerney, Bonell, Turner, Wessely, Farnsworth, Kimberley&#8221;
Sporting Apostrophes&#8217; line-up for Sunday&#8217;s fixture against YOH FC, the undefeated champions of Division I:
Bonell
Farnsworth
Hinceman
Kimberley
McInerney
Turner
Wessely
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		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/10/eau-de-victoire/</link>
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		<title>Match report: Sporting Apostrophes vs Los Diablos</title>
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&#8220;Mugabe lays down the law as Farnsworth, aided by Hawkins, ridicules his 1&#8243; Hitler &#8216;tache&#8221;
Sporting Apostrophes tasted defeat once again in yesterday&#8217;s memorable encounter with bitter rivals Los Diablos.
&#8220;We&#8217;re genuinely competing at this level now which surely makes us hot favourites for the Division II title at Liverpool Street,&#8221; enthused chairman Ernest Borgnine. &#8220;I expect [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/09/match-report-sporting-apostrophes-vs-los-diablos-2/</link>
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