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	<description>Pele's love-children finally unite!</description>
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		<title>Player Aid &#8211; March 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Borgnine, Bono and Bonell sip onion juice and talk about very important things&#8221; Sporting Apostrophes&#8217; &#8220;Player Aid&#8221; was officially launched today amid a blaze of publicity. With just four confirmed players for next Sunday&#8217;s clash with El Paso, this high-profile campaign aims to ensure the world&#8217;s favourite team fields a minimum of five players. &#8220;I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Travelling Without Moving</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[McInerney and Jamiroquai present the definitive guide to standing still, goal scoring and jazz funk. Topics include: Choosing a good place to stand (includes interactive pull-out map). Walking, jogging and running &#8211; a trio of crimes worse than rape. Achieving a Zen state without neglecting the onion. Minimising effort &#8211; techniques, how it will prolong [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hand Sheath Wizardry</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hand sheath magician Hawkins&#8217; first book on the artistry and science of onion bag defending is due to hit bookshelves worldwide from Monday 20th October. Topics include: Sheath selection, maintenance and pull-out sizing chart. Polyester &#8211; &#8220;it&#8217;s just better&#8221;. Diving left or right &#8211; how to get it right 100% of the time, every time. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New sponsor confirmed</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/07/new-sponsor-confirmed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:01:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hawkins wears the new Super A&#8217;s shirt at the opening polyesterceremonials&#8221; Sporting Apostrophes are delighted to announce a new shirt sponsorship deal with Shaw Tyre &#38; Exhaust Co. Beloved chairman Ernest Borgnine signed the £2,500,000 one-season contract at the prestigious Lancashire offices of the team&#8217;s new sponsor. &#8220;They&#8217;re proper excellent&#8221; the chairman enthused, stroking the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A legend is born</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/06/a-legend-is-born/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Sporting Apostrophes official club badge was unveiled today at a packed press conference in east London. Any die-hard Apostrophes fan will immediately recognise the significance of the various components of the badge; to help the ignorant: The badge boasts an officially licensed likeness of Pele, smiling broadly after yet another devastating Super A&#8217;s performance. [...]]]></description>
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