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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes &#8211; Season VII Summary</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2010/03/sporting-apostrophes-season-vii-summary/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2010/03/sporting-apostrophes-season-vii-summary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 22:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Realistic, plausible photo coming soon&#8221; Overview After 6 seasons of humiliation and hurt, Sporting Apostrophes finally achieved greatness in their historic 7th season with a convincing division II championship victory. An impressive haul of 31 points from 14 matches saw them take the title, a point ahead of old rivals U.B.O.C. Few would argue that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tardiness makes the heart grow mongol</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/11/tardiness-makes-the-heart-grow-mongol/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/11/tardiness-makes-the-heart-grow-mongol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["I mean... the match reports were pretty rubbish anyway, but as a life-long season ticket holder I deserve my weekly dose of Apostrophes goodness, and who the hell do these people think they are to deny me?"      The club refused to comment, citing witchcraft and The Ghost of Christopher Reeve as the primary obstacles to the publishing process, but off-the-record, unsubstantiated rumours suggest that the Super A's chief copywriter is undergoing "stress", "badness" and "onion-mojo depletion" - in no particular order. ]]></description>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes &#8211; Season V Summary</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/09/sporting-apostrophes-season-vi-summary/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/09/sporting-apostrophes-season-vi-summary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:38:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Pacheco, the Apostrophes&#8217; most valuable player of season V, uses his finger as a flagpole, an ancient Portuguese tradition to commemorate the country&#8217;s best ever Eurovision finish, 6th place in 1996&#8243; Overview Sporting Apostrophes&#8217; fifth season is worthy of much celebration, perhaps even a token congratulatory masturbation. The team&#8217;s record-breaking 6th place finish, with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apostrophes rocked by vote-rigging scandal</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/08/apostrophes-rocked-by-vote-rigging-scandal/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/08/apostrophes-rocked-by-vote-rigging-scandal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Turner ruled the The Beverly Hills Polo Club with an iron biltong&#8221; Fans&#8217; forums were ablaze following news of a vote-rigging scandal which has influenced the results of the Super A&#8217;s coveted Man-of-the-Match gong. Investigators have discovered a number of votes for Pacheco originating from Australia, identified by their IP address. Pacheco himself has been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Farnsworth seeks end to onion famine</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/07/farnsworth-seeks-end-to-onion-famine/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/07/farnsworth-seeks-end-to-onion-famine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Farnsworth licks the air with disgust after missing a penalty against Frutti di Mare&#8221; Sporting Apostrophes&#8217; all-time record scorer Farnsworth has reiterated his desire for onion bag violations following this season&#8217;s disappointing haul of just four goals to date. &#8220;I scored 24 last season, and 22 the season before, so I am quite frankly outraged [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes &#8211; Season IV Summary</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/04/sporting-apostrophes-season-iv-summary/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/04/sporting-apostrophes-season-iv-summary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Everyone&#8217;s a winner at the Sporting Apostrophes end-of-season bash. Left to right: McInerney, Stickland, Lissimore, Farnsworth, Apostolov, Kimberley, Hinceman.&#8221; Overview Sporting Apostrophes fourth season was an unmitigated disaster. The 7 points won from the first 5 matches promised to deliver a mid-table finish, but the subsequent 9 losses were worse than even the most pessimistic [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tevez saga repeated at Powerleague?</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/03/tevez-saga-repeated-at-powerleague/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/03/tevez-saga-repeated-at-powerleague/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:57:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Referee John Candy appears nonplussed by Cameo&#8217;s erection during last Sunday&#8217;s 18-2 multi-manrape&#8221; One Flew Into The Keepers Net are under investigation by Powerleague administrators following Cameo&#8217;s cameo for the Super A&#8217;s last Sunday. &#8220;It&#8217;s no different to the Tevez saga. If One Flew Into The Keeper&#8217;s Net get promoted we deserve compensation,&#8221; complained chairman [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Super A&#8217;s light up the astroturf</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/02/the-super-as-light-up-the-astroturf/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/02/the-super-as-light-up-the-astroturf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes &#8211; Season III Summary</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/01/sporting-apostrophes-season-iii-summary/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/01/sporting-apostrophes-season-iii-summary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:56:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Borgnine and Hinceman raid the club sperm bank to clone the next generation of elite football talent from Pele&#8217;s sacred seed&#8221; Overview Sporting Apostrophes&#8217; form took a noticeable dip in the second half of the season, with just 6 points taken from a possible 21 in the last 7 matches: W-L-W-L-W-L-D-W-L-L-L-L-L-W McInerney and Turner&#8217;s long-term [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Where now for the Super A&#8217;s?</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/01/where-now-for-the-super-as/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/01/where-now-for-the-super-as/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Stickland&#8217;s smile belies his inner turmoil and soiled undergarments&#8221; Sporting Apostrophes&#8217; fourth consecutive defeat leaves the team seventh in the table, a mere four points ahead of Dynamo Kebab. &#8220;What positives can we take from this season?&#8221; wondered one dejected season ticket holder as he committed the sin of Onan outside the club Ubermegabonusstore. &#8220;We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Down and out</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/11/down-and-out/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/11/down-and-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;McInerney is persona non grata at his local J.D. Wetherspoon&#8221; Want-away grandad &#8220;static&#8221; McInerney&#8217;s troubled third season with Sporting Apostrophes shows little sign of improvement, following the publication of photos showing the aftermath of his weekend of debauchery. &#8220;He was top-scorer last season, but last season is last season, not this season, which is the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes &#8211; The Trailer</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/09/sporting-apostrophes-the-trailer/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/09/sporting-apostrophes-the-trailer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<title>Hinceman going nowhere</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/08/hinceman-going-nowhere/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/08/hinceman-going-nowhere/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Kenyon always shakes with his right hand before reaching for his penis with his left&#8221; Sporting Apostrophes have once again moved to dismiss tabloid rumours of Hinceman&#8217;s big-money move to London rivals Chelsea. &#8220;Listen, I&#8217;m sick and tired of this rumour-mongering &#8211; he&#8217;s going nowhere,&#8221; chairman Ernest Borgnine reiterated during his daily press conference. &#8220;Granted, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>The dawn of a new era?</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/08/the-dawn-of-a-new-era/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/08/the-dawn-of-a-new-era/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Behold the abundance of pitch girth and non-indoors goodness&#8221; Tabloid rumours suggest that the Super A&#8217;s will be transferring to Powerleague City next season, just a 5-minute walk from Powerleague Old Street. &#8220;The pitches are much wider, and, as they have a second tier, the Apostrophes will thrive amongst poor quality teams,&#8221; noted one season [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Apostrophe catastophy !</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/05/apostrophe-catastophy/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2008/05/apostrophe-catastophy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 20:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Helicopter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s match finished 7-2 to the Sugary Teas. A terrible injustice! Match report to follow.]]></description>
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