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		<title>Lovely Jubilee</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2012/05/lovely-jubilee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 09:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickyhands</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There will be no game this weekend due to the extended Jubilee bank holiday. The season will continue on Sunday 10th June, most likely with another double header!]]></description>
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		<title>Marathon break</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2012/04/marathon-break/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2012/04/marathon-break/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 11:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickyhands</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There will be no game this weekend due to the London Marathon. The season will continue on Sunday 29th April, most likely with another double header!]]></description>
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		<title>New kit landing soon!</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2012/03/new-kit-landing-soon/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2012/03/new-kit-landing-soon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 11:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickyhands</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Exciting times indeed. £12 a go, let me know what size you want please. (Anyone not responding by the end of the week will be allocated the size that I think will fit you best.) Medium (38/40) Large (42/44) Fat boy (46/48) If you want a number on the back, it will be an extra [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Hertha Berlin vs Hoffenheim</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2012/01/hertha-berlin-vs-hoffenheim/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2012/01/hertha-berlin-vs-hoffenheim/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 16:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[        Hertha Berlin vs Hoffenheim    3.30pm kick-off, Sunday 6th May 2012,  Olympic Stadium, Berlin, Germany   Nothing concrete planned yet, just trying to gauge interest. ...  If you're interested, please comment so we can see if it's worth arranging the team's third epic session in Berlin. ]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes Xmas Social</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2011/11/sporting-apostrophes-xmas-extravaganza/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2011/11/sporting-apostrophes-xmas-extravaganza/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 12:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickyhands</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sporting Apostrophes Xmas Social Kick-off 3pm, Saturday 10th December 2011, Water Poet. Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A&#8217;s social engagement.]]></description>
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		<title>The future of Sporting Apostrophes &#8211; have you say!</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2011/09/the-future-of-sporting-apostrophes-have-you-say/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2011/09/the-future-of-sporting-apostrophes-have-you-say/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 10:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickyhands</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The league]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As some of you will know, Powerleague have announced that the Liverpool Street venue will be closing some time in mid-October. The options for Sunday league 5-a-side in London are surprisingly limited; the only option as I see it is to stay at Liverpool Street for the next 4 to 5 weeks when we&#8217;ll be transferred [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes &#8211; exclusive Fifa 12 tie-in</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2011/09/sporting-apostrophes-exclusive-fifa-12-tie-in/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2011/09/sporting-apostrophes-exclusive-fifa-12-tie-in/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://sportingapostrophes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/fifa-12-cover-sporting-apostrophes.jpg" width="420" height="600" alt="fifa-12-cover-sporting-apostrophes.jpg" />  Available in all good game retailers on Monday 19th September 2011.   All proceeds from this title will go towards purchasing very small cutlery, for very small children, with very small hands. ]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes Charity Social</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2011/04/sporting-apostrophes-charity-social/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2011/04/sporting-apostrophes-charity-social/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 11:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For every unit of alcohol consumed the chairman has promised to pay 1p to    DSAUK    - a very worthy cause, I'm sure you'll all agree.     Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A's fixture.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Season XI Fixture List</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2011/03/season-xi-fixture-list/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2011/03/season-xi-fixture-list/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 12:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  13/03/2011  PLOUGH AND HORSES 2:20 PM &#160;&#160;   20/03/2011  CENTREPOINT 2:20 PM   27/03/2011  U.B.O.C 1:40 PM &#160;&#160;   03/04/2011  R.I.P HULL CITY FC 1:40 PM &#160;&#160;   10/04/201 1 INTERNAZIONALE PECKHAM 1:40 PM &#160;&#160;   17/04/2011  EL PASO 1:40 PM   24/04/2011  TEAM WANG 4:20 PM &#160;&#160;   01/05/2011  PLOUGH AND HORSES 1:40 PM &#160;&#160;   08/05/2011  CENTREPOINT 1:00 PM &#160;&#160;   15/05/2011  U.B.O.C 1:40 PM &#160;&#160;   22/05/2011  R.I.P HULL CITY FC 1:00 PM &#160;&#160;   29/05/2011  INTERNAZIONALE PECKHAM 4:20 PM &#160;&#160;   05/06/2011  EL PASO 3:00 PM &#160;&#160;   12/06/2011  TEAM WANG 3:00 PM ]]></description>
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		<title>Hertha Berlin vs FC Augsburg</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2011/02/hertha-berlin-vs-fc-augsburg/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2011/02/hertha-berlin-vs-fc-augsburg/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 15:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[   <img src="http://sportingapostrophes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/201102151520.jpg" width="448" height="375" alt="201102151520.jpg" />    Hertha Berlin vs FC Augsburg    2pm kick-off, Sunday 15th May 2011,  Olympic Stadium, Berlin, Germany   Dates - not sure... could do a mammoth, one-day session on the Sunday, or go on the Friday or Monday. ...  Accommodation - same place as before, so depending on numbers we're talking 10-15 Euros a man per night. ]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>31</slash:comments>
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		<title>Season IX &#8211; All Fixtures</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2010/08/season-ix-all-fixtures/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2010/08/season-ix-all-fixtures/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 10:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 25/07/2010 Fuel Customer Priority, 2:20  01/08/2010 El Paso, 2:20  08/08/2010 It's Back, 4:20  15/08/2010 R.I.P Hull City FC, 3:00  22/08/2010 Static Data FC, 4:20  29/08/2010 U.B.O.C, 1:40  05/09/2010 Frutti Di Mare, 2:20  12/09/2010 One Flew Into The Keeepers Net, 3:00  19/09/2010 5IVE, 3:40  26/09/2010 Fuel Customer Priority, 4:20  03/10/2010 El Paso, 1:40  10/10/2010 It's Back, 4:20  17/10/2010 R.I.P Hull City FC, 2:20  24/10/2010 Static Data FC, 2:20  31/10/2010 U.B.O.C, 4:20  07/11/2010 Frutti Di Mare, 3:40  14/11/2010 One Flew Into The Keepers Net, 4:20  21/11/2010 5IVE, 2:20 ]]></description>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes &#8211; Farnsworth&#8217;s Testimonial Curry</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2010/08/sporting-apostrophes-farnsworths-testimonial-curry/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2010/08/sporting-apostrophes-farnsworths-testimonial-curry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:16:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ &#160;&#160;     Farnsworth's Testimonial Curry    Sporting Apostrophes vs Curry  7.30pm kick-off, Friday 27th August 2010 at  Dil Chad , 24 Widegate Street, London E1 7HP (walking distance from The Water Poet).  ...  For a map see:   http://tinyurl.com/curried-farnsworth    Please leave a comment indicating your availability for this unmissable Super A's fixture. ]]></description>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes &#8211; season VIII fixtures</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2010/03/sporting-apostrophes-season-viii-fixtures/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2010/03/sporting-apostrophes-season-viii-fixtures/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Sporting Apostrophes - season VIII fixtures     March 2010   21/03/2010, 3:00pm -  Sporting Apostrophe s vs Fuel Customer Priority  28/03/2010, 1:40pm -  Sporting Apostrophes  vs Vac 1  28/03/2010, 2:20pm - Static Data vs  Sporting Apostrophes    April 2010   11/04/2010, 3:40pm -  Sporting Apostrophes  vs U.B.O.C  18/04/2010, 1:40pm - El Paso vs  Sporting Apostrophes   25/04/2010, 2:20pm -  Sporting Apostrophes  vs Lindop FC   May   2010    02/05/2010, 3:40pm - One Flew Into The Keepers Net vs  Sporting Apostrophes   09/05/2010, 2:20pm -  Sporting Apostrophe s vs It's Back  16/05/2010, 3:40pm - 5IVE vs  Sporting Apostrophes   23/05/2010, 3:40pm - Fuel Customer Priority  Sporting Apostrophes   30/05/2010, 2:20pm - Vac 1 vs  Sporting Apostrophes    June   2010    06/06/2010, 3:00pm -  Sporting Apostrophes  vs Static Data  13/06/2010, 2:20pm - U.B.O.C vs  Sporting Apostrophes   20/06/2010, 2:20pm -  Sporting Apostrophe s vs El Paso  27/06/2010, 3:40pm - Lindop Fc vs  Sporting Apostrophes    July   2010    04/07/2010, 4:20pm -  Sporting Apostrophes  - One Flew Into The Keepers Net  11/07/2010, 2:20pm - It's Back vs  Sporting Apostrophes   18/07/2010, 1:40pm -  Sporting Apostrophes  vs 5IVE ]]></description>
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		<title>Farnsworth the centurion</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2010/01/farnsworth-the-centurion/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2010/01/farnsworth-the-centurion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The  "terrorist"  from Yorkshire achieved his century in just 48 appearances, making a mockery of Torres' much lauded 50 goals in 72 matches.    "Guarantee"  Farnsworth capped his record-breaking performance with a 7-goal haul, a personal best for the in-fom striker.    ]]></description>
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		<title>Squad numbers announced</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/09/squad-numbers-announced-2/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/09/squad-numbers-announced-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:52:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The boardroom whiteboard is a thought-shower wet dream&#8221; Sporting Apostrophes have announced, somewhat belatedly, their squad numbers for the coming season: 1. Hawkins 2. Hinceman 3. Wessely 4. Lissimore 5. Correa 6. Bell 7. Turner 8. Hannigan-Daley 9. Farnsworth 10. Pacheco 11. Kimberley 15. Stickland]]></description>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes kit launch announced</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/09/sporting-apostrophes-kit-launch-announced/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/09/sporting-apostrophes-kit-launch-announced/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;A bagged up 15 shirt &#8211; a replica Stickland, one of tens of thousands ready for shipping&#8221; The brand new Sporting Apostrophes kit is finally ready for shipping, after months of hard work in the club&#8217;s forced labour facility. &#8220;The kids in the sweatshop are the best that money can buy,&#8221; chairman Ernest Borgnine told [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes to launch new kit in September</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/08/sporting-apostrophes-to-launch-new-kit-in-september/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/08/sporting-apostrophes-to-launch-new-kit-in-september/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:46:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Excitement grips the entire planet as the new Sporting Apostrophes kit is announced&#8221; Sporting Apostrophes have confirmed the launch of their new official team strip in September, marking a new era of professionalism for the world famous club. &#8220;Shaw Tyre &#38; Exhaust Co. abandoned us in our hour of need, and the subsequent kit we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Excitement at the club shop!</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/08/excitement-at-the-club-shop/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/08/excitement-at-the-club-shop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hot of the presses, the incredible Sporting Apostrophes stickers&#8221; Sporting Apostrophes&#8217; state-of-the-art sweatshop facility, based in a secret third-world location, is busy ramping up production of the club&#8217;s exciting range of official merchandise. &#8220;Surveys have proven beyond reasonable doubt that Sporting Apostrophes are the world&#8217;s greatest, most supported club, with over 3 billion fans worldwide,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apostrophes spread fear throughout Powerleague</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/08/apostrophes-spread-fear-throughout-powerleague/</link>
		<comments>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/08/apostrophes-spread-fear-throughout-powerleague/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 10:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Haig and his Jock brethren console each other after gagging on the Apostrophes&#8217; onion quiche&#8221; Sporting Apostrophes were awarded a 10-0 victory against no-show opponents Real So So Bad in last week&#8217;s division II fixture. &#8220;We&#8217;ve got them running scared,&#8221; declared chairman Ernest Borgnine. &#8220;Our opponents are now so fearful of the Sporting Apostrophes that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sporting Apostrophes avoid the Phil Spectre of relegation</title>
		<link>http://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/04/sporting-apostrophes-avoid-the-phil-spectre-of-relegation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:59:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Milan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;A Sporting Apostrophes fan makes his feelings known&#8221; Sporting Apostrophes will continue to strike fear into the hearts and bowels of division II teams, following official news that their on-off relegation battle has been abandoned. &#8220;Truth be told, we rely on them for gate receipts,&#8221; opined Andrew Pigott, Head Of Emailing Things And Facebook at [...]]]></description>
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